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A draw interpretation of Simon standing holding a bunch of bananas

Other sh!t

Private or corporate event inquiries - including but of course not limited to: cooking demonstrations, keynotes, presentations, guest speaker requests, restaurant design , profitabiity analysis - yeah Ive done a few big ones and can supply testimonials if thats your thing ......( maybe even walking your dog, arrangment of your pantry in  alpahabetical order/by colour of packets / into food groups, oh yeah and I do like mopping floors and cleaning wheelie bins cause its soothing.... I dunno, whatever ) 

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I don't really do the big catering stuff anymore 'cause I'm old and a bit fried ( um read grumpy..... 6 rounds as Festival Director of Tasting Australia, 9 years of Hilton Adelaide Executive Chef , 6 continets of cooking fancy stuff out of a suitcase -and suspicious excess baggage , 13 years of "busyness" catering weddings/ parties/ anything will do that to anyone except a saint ?) but I can be nice for at least one hour blathering on about food production ethics, animal ethics , best practice produce , cooking techniques ...oh and I can do TWO things at once even though I'm a boy so I can cook and talk at the same time .....amazing !

 click here for all enquiries.... except pole dancing  

 

food talks

libraries, school groups, community gardens

serious talks

key note speaker (I’ve presented on all sorts of topics from food ethics, to sustainable farming practices, to the impact of food on health and well-being)

cooking demos

a bit of talking with a demo of a dish and tasters for your guests

consulting

chef to chef; menu development; hospitality business profitably analysis (years of corporate cheffing and business experience); kitchen layout consults; scoping studies and design bids for major infrastructure proposals (experience can be cited)

 

….our MO doesn’t include product/brand endorsements, cash-for-comment or pay to play. However we do support the brands we use and love; and if holding an event with us will work with you on brand core values and align as best we can with menus or a talk.

 

Proof I'm legit & this isn't my first rodeo

SimonBryantLifeline Dinner Table 2017 – guest speaker

The Ageing Well Revolution Conference – panel speaker

Maggie Beer Foundation Champions of Change – cooking demonstration 2018

OzHarvest Think Eat Save 2015 – panel speaker

OzHarvest Cook Up 500 2018 – panel speaker

Mallee Sustainable Farming Conference 2017 – dinner speaker