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other sh!t

A draw interpretation of Simon standing holding a bunch of bananas

Other sh!t

If you don’t trust either my fancy or cheap sh!t catering, maybe have a think about some of these options for your next event.

Some of these suggestions involve a bit of cookie-cookie stuff so you’ll need to take a small leap of faith, but it’s a good way to ‘dip your toes in the water’ and see if you like what I do.

booking inquiry


food talks

libraries, school groups, community gardens

serious talks

key note speaker (I’ve presented on all sorts of topics from food ethics, to sustainable farming practices, to the impact of food on health and well-being)

cooking demos

a bit of talking with a demo of a dish and tasters for your guests


chef to chef; menu development; hospitality business profitably analysis (years of corporate cheffing and business experience); kitchen layout consults; scoping studies and design bids for major infrastructure proposals (experience can be cited)


….our MO doesn’t include product/brand endorsements, cash-for-comment or pay to play. However we do support the brands we use and love; and if holding an event with us will work with you on brand core values and align as best we can with menus or a talk.


Proof I'm legit & this isn't my first rodeo

SimonBryantLifeline Dinner Table 2017 – guest speaker

The Ageing Well Revolution Conference – panel speaker

Maggie Beer Foundation Champions of Change – cooking demonstration 2018

OzHarvest Think Eat Save 2015 – panel speaker

OzHarvest Cook Up 500 2018 – panel speaker

Mallee Sustainable Farming Conference 2017 – dinner speaker